Sigh..I'm not ready for Prelim 1!! Can i just rob a bank so that i don't have to work for the rest of my life? I hate studying leh..Just so tired of everything...
And I've not been conscientiously studying. I just can't put myself to sit down and just mug. I don't know how all u smart asses out there do it.
KILL THE ONE THAT INVENTED EXAMS!!
How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't reach that high.
How many basses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
What is the difference between a world war and an amateur choral performance?
The performance causes more suffering.
And here's my favorite:
* vibrato: used by singers to hide the fact that they are out of tune.